When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

by marky mark 1441 October 4, 2011

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

A horn dog is someone who has colored hair(typically purple) and is always horny. Although, they will oftenly share with people they are a horn dog for.
by BigManWhoCame November 15, 2021

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.
That is a hot dog ass man.
by dumsol November 27, 2016

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.
by tttttg January 13, 2021
