This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.
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Get the Black Baby Yoda mug.A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
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Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
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