Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

Pussy

The vagina that I wasn't eating while writing this ;)

"Lets get some pussy tonight"

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pussy-ass

bald pussy

Smooth as a babies ass, pussy-ass.

by Peanut 6992 September 18, 2025

pussy energy

when a boy talks the talk but doesn’t do anything

Daniel has such pussy energy he bailed on me tonight

by Notcaitlyn November 11, 2019

Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice July 6, 2016

Pussy Lips

The name giving to a man who ate a salty pussy

Shoot you have a Pussy Lips

by Zaddy Brian May 6, 2018

Don't be a pussy

Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan

Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 14, 2023