phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

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balls

when Arctix gets fucked by tree monsters

this is balls

by kocko pelle July 6, 2017

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Balls gourmet

When an alfa-male is having sexual intercourse with his female while her red velvet is in bloom and his sweaty balls are slapping her fany pack , creating an image similar to that , of a gourmet meatballs with tomato sauce.

We had aballs gourmet with my wife yesterday, we had to change the mattress today.

by kur40 July 20, 2017

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Tactical Balls Deeping

When Ori doesn't believe its a thing.

Ori, its tactical balls deeping for a reason.

by vegarth July 30, 2017

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ball chili

When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.

Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...

Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.

by poorwhiteboy August 3, 2017

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