shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.

by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

donut faced Bitch

Spray tan round faced double chin bitch

That donut faced bitch was looking at me

by Boatonredd218 February 12, 2017

banter face

The face one makes when enjoying a good banter. Often can first be seen in the slightly upturned corners of the mouth.

Every time we start to disagree about some truly dumb shit, I look forward to your banter face.

by VivatRegina December 9, 2023

FUCK FACE

1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.

2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.

3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.

JOE IS A TOTAL FUCK FACE

by JOHNNY 100 March 29, 2024