Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.

Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.

by Compo90 December 13, 2021

Pussy

Something you’ll never get if you don’t get off this site and start working out 2:a cat you dirty minded asshole

Friend 1:bro I got pussy friend 2:what the fuck is a pussy 2:friend 1:wanna see my pussy friend 2:what the he-OHHHHH you meant a cat

by gigagigachad699 January 2, 2024

pussie footing

Looking for pussy/ pussie

“i been pussie footing all summer”

by phatvariety March 22, 2021

Pussy fun

When you and your pussy play with each other with toys

Pussy: i would like to have some pussy fun
Her: me too but its getting bored to play
Pussy: no you can just fuck me:)
Her: good idea

by Notpussyfun December 13, 2018

pussy call

When no one in the call wants to do anything and just wants to be AFK.

John: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
Sam: "Nothing tbh"
John: "Oh so this is a pussy call."

by lolduskblade July 5, 2022

pussy smasher

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever

Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher

by queenmami July 20, 2016

Kentucky Pussy Slap

You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.

“Give her the Kentucky Pussy Slap”

by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025