Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

Baby

Neutral expression that people or homies use as a greeting without any romantic or sexual context behind

What it do baby?

by Dee2024 December 22, 2023

a white baby

The only thing The Rock hasn't done/accomplished in his life.

"The Rock has dont it ALL. The only thing The Rock hasn't done is make a white baby!"

by colinritman December 31, 2020

fat baby pussy

High quality hard cocaine.

Hey Marshawn I heard you got that fat baby pussy, can I get a twenty.

by Marshawn washington November 20, 2023

Oxy Baby

A person who's personality is changed drastically due to oxycodone

I'm a Oxy Baby

by R0XY02 April 12, 2022

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025