Tattoo it on your ass

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.

Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ass nail

When you wipe your ass after a particularly stick shit, and i little bit of shit gets stuck under your thumb nail, this can then be washed off or fed to a fat guy as chocolate.

" ARRRRGH ALEX THAT DID NOT TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE," "yeah you've been ASS NAILED."

by analex127 January 23, 2009

Ass Dagger

noun; something that is wearing, annoying, angering, or just a general pain in the ass. Can be applied to events, people, etc.
Origin: Xenia, Ohio

1. "Dude my Girlfriend is maken me go to the ballet this weekend." "Thats an Ass dagger"

2. "Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass dagger, but you owe me 10 bucks."

3. "Damn, this job is a freaken ass dagger."

by Rydizl84 May 9, 2011

Dog's Ass

A way to express the fact, the pipe you are smoking with friends is empty, and only ash is left. Other examples: beat or dead.

I can't believe you handed me this bowl to smoke...It's a dog's ass!

by Rushtag September 16, 2005

Ass-Rascal

Someone who is as dumb as a piece of shit, and they happen to be a fag as well.

Grady Little...

by OOC Master October 17, 2003