Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017

mother in love

a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.

I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.

by wordsmith21502 April 23, 2017

love nordstrand

A very weak guy at the gym.

Omg guys look it's a love nordstrand

by Mkaaaaaaay April 23, 2017

LOVE

when you pour your damn heart on someone and you're down asf for them

im down asf for you cause i love you dumbass

by janet_hernandez April 25, 2017

love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 2, 2017

love pic

To send nudes. To expose the goodies. Showing the tiddies and peach. Showing the eggplant.

Send me a love pic.

by Ninjaassassian69 April 19, 2018

lovely little love

A weird name my cousin thinks is "cute" and also a name in the book.

Hey lovely little love!

by IMACOOKIEMFS September 3, 2017