shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

shit hawk

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk

I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.

by Dirt Patrol January 11, 2008

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

by will bitten February 10, 2017

shits and giggles

follows through with minimal cosequence to self

defecate ones self, then remember you borrowed your mates trousers...aka shits and giggles

by gaffs June 14, 2004

Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

Rock and Roll Shit

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.

oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!

by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011

802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018