Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.

1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."

by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020

The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.

Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"

by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020

drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018

Titty Baby

A male that looks strong and independent but always needs his mom . If anything happens he run away to his mom and sucks on her tit most of these are Gemini

“I can’t do this anymore I’m going to my moms”
“Your such a titty baby”

by Lucymarley420$ April 30, 2020