shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

sex

fuck me right now. that's all.
te amo babe

sabrina: i want to be fucked.
david: okay let's have sex.

by iNeedYourVaginaRightNow December 29, 2022

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

bum sex

what kian rigg likes when he’s home alone with another boy

kian rigg likes bum sex

by tampy wampy October 16, 2021

sex story

see pts 1-5. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 6/??

sex story pt 6!!

i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.

by benadryljams February 10, 2024