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shits and giggles

follows through with minimal cosequence to self
defecate ones self, then remember you borrowed your mates trousers...aka shits and giggles
by gaffs June 14, 2004
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Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”
by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
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Rock and Roll Shit

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.
oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!
by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011
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802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018
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rat piece of shit

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.
Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14
by ironmike January 14, 2015
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Gone to rat shit

This expression was in common use in the British Royal Navy, certainly in the eighteenth century, but is probably even earlier than this. As these ships were built of wood and powered by sail, emphasis was given to fire power and hull design and as a result crew accommodation and food storage were extremely primitive. This meant that foodstuffs were subject to attack and contamination by the numerous rats living on them. When this happened, the food or other stores, such as sails or ropes that had been destroyed by rats or so contaminated by them as to be totally unusable, would be described as having 'gone to rat shit'.
The expression became more widespread due to its use within the Royal Dockyards and still later within civilian establishments. Its meaning also began to change and expand so that it came to mean anything that had become broken, damaged or useless for any reason not just rat attack. It also began to be applied to people where it meant someone who had changed from being pleasant and personable to unpleasant and disagreeable. It is also applied to someone whose health is failing, affecting their appearance.
Some Americans believe that since Donald Trump’s election everything has gone to rat shit.
by AKACroatalin February 24, 2017
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Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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