choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Hot head

Someone who loud mouths something that you don't want to be said.

Dude, Sasha was being such a Hot head earlier

by anonymous August 8, 2017

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

HEAD COUNCIL

Jus a group of real P.O.C

Those guys are cool they must be in head council

by A member of head council February 13, 2024

Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.

I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.

by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023

Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.

Babe, can I get some of that sample head?

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.

Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024