Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Skeeto Cock

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!

HEY BITCH, DONT SAY A WORD OR ILL SHow U Skeeto Cock!

by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017

Cock pancake

Pancake with a rooster

I love cock pancakes!

by Mm.lol.pablo April 20, 2017

thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Cock

Another term for a male penis

Sexy lady: can I suck your cock
Man: of course baby, just need to make my cock longer with this automatic boner machine
Sexy lady: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I like this cock in my mouth and my hand
Man: ohhhh yeah baby keeping sucking my cock

by RideMyMonsterCock April 25, 2017

cock vitamin

A woman's craving for sexual intercourse.

She looks sad and needs her weekly dose of cock vitamin.

by Johnny Havoc May 2, 2017