straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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by mwmidi March 17, 2021

Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy

I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.

by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017

Luxury Cock

A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.

X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"

by BLZ_SK May 10, 2021

cock stab

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.

I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.

by last of the nice guys February 1, 2010

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016

Cock sneeze

Absolute bellend of a guy like Damion Finlayson from Ayr a beasty wee know jockey

Damion was a complete cock sneeze of a guys

by Thefairyseshmother December 2, 2025