christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other

Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?

by perphurdle January 13, 2017

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

by Sexydimma April 10, 2017

chi-city mouse

A person from Chicago and Chicagoland suburbs who is delicate, refined, and nimble

The chi-city mouse

by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017

hot pussy mouth

a mouth that feels like a pussy or is even better

"Damn John Bridgett has one good hot pussy mouth"

by Jessie the Bestie July 4, 2017

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018