Ass Grime

The name for black, ugly splotches that occur on someones ass from not bathing for a long period of time. Also slang for dried up fecal matter on the ass.

To be a prick, Tim pulled Josephine's pants down, but little did he know she had a lot of Ass Grime.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

flip ass

Flip ass occurs when bedfellows show their displeasure or unwillingness to have sex by abruptly rotating their body to face the opposite direction of their partner.

Are you giving me the flip ass because I mentioned Melanie, the administrative assistant? We're not going to have sex because of that?

by kat071 December 4, 2014

Sewer ass

Having diarrhea.

I have sewer ass.

by Merely January 20, 2009

ass pillow

Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.

An asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on

by Nyominx May 13, 2005

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017

Ass Superman

A) An insult to someone's charecter and/or sexual preferences, akin to ass clown, pole smoker, ass jockey, and ass pirate.
B) Used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice ass.
C) A tattoo of the Superman sheild symbol on one's ass.

-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony has one awesome Ass Superman.

by Clayton Bigsby April 2, 2005

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005