Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy

The end result of a creampie by each man who had an unwashed uncircumcised penis hence the "cheese"

Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025

Pussy-on-tap

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..

I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

by Wrongholerodeo yee haw July 7, 2025

Clown pussy

Clown pussy is a phrase used to describe a person who dresses disheveled, has little money, and has a dirty older car. Dirty in this case means filled with moldy food, dirty clothes, possible sexual items, among other things.

Come on man, I just worked on clown pussys car. Don't give me another one, I had to shower for hours after the first one.

by Splooge Master123 July 14, 2025

pussy

the Sarlacc from Jabba's in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"The stormtrooper was just eaten alive by that pussy!"

by sarlacc_501 July 20, 2025

Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat

Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025