Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

Baby Schobey

Usually a chill ass nigga but will get shit crackin if he has too. Fortnite gang top rank member he the biggest G in scv.

Look at the foo Baby Schobey

by Phil2steezy April 7, 2025

Baby Al

n. A girl who's name can be shortened to Al (Allie, Alexandra, Allison, Ali, etc.) she's a girl you take home to your parents. She is blonde, short and has the chest of pre-pubescent middle schooler. She likes songs that she can dance to but also belt out in the car (boys bands and Taylor swift). Baby Al loves animals to the point of obsession. Her favorite color is glitter with pink being a close second. She often "woos" at the bar whilst dancing in circles, typically while holding another baby Al.

Adj. can also be used to describe one of Baby Al's favorite things.

"Saw Baby Al dancing to Grease at the bar last night"

Adj. a teeny bopper song typically popular in the early 2000's comes on the radio to which one would reply "this is such a baby Al song"

by Harrysays January 15, 2015

YA MOOLAH BABY

a part of a gabe n rap

We're an enterprise like Gabe Newell
Got fat stacks like Gabe Newell
I'm old school like Gabe Newell
Pump my own gas like Gabe Newell

International like Gabe Newell
Gotta goon squad like Gabe Newell
Own Valve Time like Gabe Newell
Boy I sell crack like Gabe Newell

Run a daycare like Gabe Newell
1 2 more like Gabe Newell
Got my face on the moon like Gabe Newell
Don't care about haters like Gabe Newell

We're not nice We don't sell rice
but mess with us you live a Half-life
Watch where your treading Your giving prepon
No limbs allowed so you best be steppin

Don't care about your origins and how you play
We only on Steam with the good ol games
Trading cards for badges man

YA MOOLAH BABY

by dakermitchip October 17, 2021

truffle baby

Truffle butter that oozed down to the vigina and got her pregnant and thus making a truffle baby

Christian: your a condom fail

Samantha: really because you're a truffle baby

by samanthaloveyoutoo September 10, 2016

Baby Jubes

The perfect angel of the friend group. In the friend group with the bad kids. But still wants to do fun stuff.

Female snoop dog"Baby jubes you wanna hit this?"
Juby "could I? Maybe sorry!"

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

bitch baby

someone who you can make your bitch real quick. someone gullible. someone little. someone not fierce. like you.

she is my bitch baby

by reettttttttttt March 8, 2022