Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Home work

something made to ruin the lives of people sent by the gods = Arceus or what not, homework is wort than freaking Arceus's judgement, this bad stuff was made for freakin jerks or smart nerds to rule the world, and this is like attack on titan, more like attack on homework and giving you a flippin sting in the face and paper cutting your head off.this is the worlds secret 8th sin(only for teachers who are mean or the best teachers in the world but have no choice) that is the end of the human race, it is the start of death and and human kind's leap into a buzzsaw. The GIF down below shows what i wanna do with my home work.(the briefcase is the home work)

(dont take this wayyyy too seriously it's just a joke and it's

what i think when i get home work, dont take this too far, p
romise?hope you do)

Example of how it's used in a sentence: (on a gravestone) death of Home work( suicided to end her misery) RIP (Girl's name)

by MilosealQ October 31, 2018

working the tip

When A woman works the tip of your dick

I'll be working the tip tonight darlling

by Iwntpussie March 4, 2021

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022

Working for the Weekend

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Hey, hey
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Hey

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go

Working for the Weekend

by Death Menace October 7, 2022

The Working Man

Some one who doesn't take oppurtunities to get ahead; too honest The opposite of a hustler

A bus driver who works 9-5 5 days a week compared to a club promoter who runs the local gambling ring.

"The Working Man is a Sucka!"

by Crankshot7 June 28, 2007