Ronald Weasley

Ronald "Ron" Weasley is a Pure-blood wizard fictional character in story book series, Harry Potter. He is known to be best friends with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He has a younger sister and five older brothers, whose names are Ginny, Fred, George, Percy, Bill and Charlie. His spouse is Hermione Granger and has two children, Rose and Hugo Granger-Weasley.

Ronald Weasley is Gay.

Really??!!!

No

•_•

by MelonBed April 26, 2019

Fred Weasley

The hottest Harry Potter Character. Also extremely funny.

omg look it’s Fred Weasley He could rail me
Fred is so funny

by fredwealseyswh0re January 29, 2021

Fred Weasley effect

the act of denying the death of a fictional character because you do not accept it; ergo totally in denial.

no, iron man didn’t die. it’s the Fred Weasley effect, we’re ignoring it

by s4mmy January 31, 2021

Ronald Weasley

God of Sex.






Damn 20 letter minimum.

Ron Weasley may be a fictional characer, but he sure is orgasmic.

by Liv July 31, 2004

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

weaselette

1. Any female weasel, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter. 2. A female regarded as sneaky, treacherous, or cunning.

That weaselette stole my entire life savings!

by Kristy Sullivan September 15, 2006

Arthur Weasley

Arthur Weasley is a fictional wizard in J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is the father of Ron, Ginny, Charlie, Bill, Fred, George, and Percy Weasley. He is also husband to Molly Weasley. His favorite hobbies include collecting electric plugs, learning about the Muggle world, and wearing wacky clothes.

Ingenious, really, how many ways Muggles have found of getting along without magic.- Arthur Weasley

by Eurido June 28, 2011