Velma

Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.

The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.

by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023

Vedant

Vedant is a person who is a caring friend. Vedant's got the stronk (he's strong) and has got the thonk (he's smart). Vedant is a genuinely epic friend!

My friend is a vedant.

by Onixster Bread April 20, 2021

Veronika

Polish version of Veronica. The "K" is for good karma. Is in touch with reality and the nature of humanity on a ligher level than most, caring and creative, and extremely spontaneous and the most fun ever.

Man, you look down. What you need is a Veronika.

by sillybutterflycrystal June 20, 2008

Vera

Beautifully curvaceous, intelligent, charming girl with the best desires at heart. She overworries but always remains happy and keeps others happy as well. All in all she is very attractive and truly fabulous!

Me:Whoa, did you see her?
You:Who, Vera?
Me: Yeah!
You:She's fabulous!

by verasfwends August 26, 2012

vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

I'd've

Contraction of 'I would have'.

I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.

by anonymous February 5, 2004

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007