yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.

Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"

by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators

That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.

by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022

clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012