The Teddy

When you just can’t stop guzzling down an entire bucket of popcorn to yourself while everyone watches

I went on a date last night to the movies and we bought popcorn to share but she pulled the teddy and it was gone before the previews ended

by Aguy February 1, 2026

Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

hedonic treadmill

Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money

Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Like a Treadmill

When you say an action that has nothing to do with treadmills then "Like a treadmill" afterwards but in a cool voice so it seems cool

Person: "Mash potatoes, like a treadmill"

by Bosch... I'M NOT A NERD June 2, 2016

fish on a treadmill

socially and emotionally awkward

when you are left high and dry , especially in an unfamiliar environment you shouldnt be surprised if you feel like a fish on a treadmill

by Sexydimma February 23, 2017

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019