The place you go to learn useless skills like trigonometry. Not where you go to learn how to actually live life outside your little shell.
by derpykangaroo00 March 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.
person1: hey what's that sound?
person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school
person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students
person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school
person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students
by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. School
Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...
This is the true definition of school...
And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...
This is the true definition of school...
And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 2, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. 
A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.
Matt: Hey so what did you get for question four on the homework last night?
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school
by Person Who Needs Help January 9, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. School is often said to be a place of learning. Whoever said that was clearly an idiot. School is a place where they teach pointless subjects that do nothing to help most of us in the future. It isn’t learning. It’s torture. Also it is like, the number one reason for depression and anxiety. So fuck you all. School sucks.
“We’ve got school tomorrow”
Google - did you mean: we’re going to a cluster of buildings filled with judgmental lil bitches and teachers who don’t give a fuck with a system that is more fucked then hitler tomorrow?
Google - did you mean: we’re going to a cluster of buildings filled with judgmental lil bitches and teachers who don’t give a fuck with a system that is more fucked then hitler tomorrow?
by Pink Canary June 13, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. 