Thomas Vardell

A young boy that enjoys playing the poop challenge and fuck dead dogs.

What are you doing tonight Thomas Vardell ?

Ohh just fucking some dead dogs.

by Duck hunter 290000 January 26, 2017

Thomas Park

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.

People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

thomas green

Some stupid pretentious niger with a 2 centimeter yellow jondas penis

Wow that fucker sure is a nlgger thomas green

by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018

Jon Thomas

A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie

Jon Thomas is good example of a Man

by Weezytoo September 26, 2020

William Thomas

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.

WILLIAM THOMAS IS A MAN

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022