1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."
3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"
2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."
3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 04, 2003
by Hello I am Gay February 15, 2007
A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 03, 2009
A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
by Waztum September 12, 2008
Whilst your other half is having a C section to your first born, you slide your penis inside your partners vagina and she proceeds to jerk you off through the C section hole in her stomach.
by Mikkydoohan September 12, 2008
A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003