Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
Get the Phantom internet mug.

Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics
Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real
by stanstan300 June 25, 2023
Get the Phantom High mug.

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
Get the Phantom Strain mug.

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
by Jyds December 31, 2022
Get the Phantom Stroke mug.

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
Get the Phantom Stroke mug.

Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
Get the Phantom neutral mug.

Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022
Get the Phantom Dick mug.