Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

hat hoe

a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time

Omg she is such a hat hoe

by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017

brain hat

The skull

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.

by Brainhat August 7, 2018

knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019

brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.

These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy

by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014