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zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.
Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.
by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018
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Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.
Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!
by kyle_pogz January 16, 2023
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Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.
Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”
by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022
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Hey guess what I found!!!! A black Zach women 👩🏿 🦱
by VerónicaEvens69 November 24, 2020
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zach

A smart and cute boy who swears a lot. Is very handsome and burps a lot. Zach's are very inappropriate!!!!
Zach stop burping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by poooooopqueen November 14, 2018
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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis
Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!
by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018
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