stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

Tits Mahony

a person who enjoys "tits" more than any other average person

Man that dawg obsessed with dem tits, call him tits mahony

by lilcity321 December 15, 2009

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

tits forward

Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.

1.
A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."

2.
A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."

by bluescythe December 22, 2007

Rolling tits

Rolling is the act of being high on molly.

“I’ve been rolling tits for 2 hours, that molly hit”

by Enor muskok August 4, 2019

Tits Out

To ride or race with a tremendous amount of effort, courage, or gusto.

The female identified equivalent of “Balls to the Wall”.

“She was riding Tits Out down the back straight away”.

by Betsy Zimbabwe September 24, 2020

lick tits

An alternate phrase for “kick ass” like let’s do this, let’s roll, let’s fucking gooo.

Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing; Two men prepare to escape from a never ending wave of the undead, one man loads his rifle, spins his hat around backwards, turns to look at other man and says “let’s lick tits”

by white suge knight June 30, 2021