Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Smoke gum

Sentense used in polish primary schools that has same meaning as fuck off.
Moving very fast makes ur sneakes mealts and smokes. (like in the cartoons)

-U better smoke gum, fagot, or I'll kick ur ass!
- Pal gume, gościu (Polish)

by JDKurwe January 12, 2019

smoke throat

The raspy tone your voice achieves after smoking or inhaling a long drag. Very common amongst smokers.

Alex: So yeah thats why I could not come to work yesterday Jack.
Jack: I'm sorry? I could not hear that last part, probably because of your smoke throat.

by bighorsecock September 27, 2017

smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017

Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

smoke a sid

lis = tree = wood = backwoods = hitte = j = lis = sid

alteration "smoke a lis"

me: yo what do we wanna do now?
spencer: bro idk lets smoke a sid

by arpydontcare December 8, 2020

Safe Smoking

Smoking which takes place in a Safe Smoking Place—a tent, cabin, or booth with a smoke extracting fan on the ceiling to blow the smoke up into the atmosphere where the wind will not blow it into other individual's lungs.

More smokers are smoking in Safe Smoking Places and reducing the number of injuries and deaths caused by secondhand smoke.

by but for May 27, 2018