Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

Marios

A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years

by N I G E R S November 22, 2021

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023

mario sario

A jinn that is known to live in your closet and come out to tickle ur toes.. or eat them. This jinn is very silly but deadly.

This jinn is very common and deadly. Mario Sario is known to hum the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlers song and then attack.

If you ever hear this, RUN!

"Whos mario sario?"
"A jinn that eats toes at nightime..."

by picklenickel October 21, 2023

Mario

a shit of man, he doesn’t care of anybody but him. He sucks.

-You suck! Your name must be Mario.
-Yes it is.

by boh November 21, 2021

Mario

This mf is the best person you will ever meet. Lowkey,just lowkey fruity 🤨 but hot <3

Hes hot. Very much yes.

S/o : ayo ,you know Mario??
S/o : oh yeah, the hottie over there 🤨??

by Archondeeznuts November 20, 2021

SKIPEPE MARIO

skipepe mario issooo funny he is soooooo funney he seis sooooooof eunfnyy he is sooo funny

person 1: SKIPEPE MARIO IS IN MY TOILET.
skipepe mario: skipepe nep nep skipepe mario mario
person 2: 😭🙏

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025