Jizz Knifers

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.

Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!

by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009

Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle September 28, 2008

jizz powder

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 14, 2009

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

by Justa small trump April 16, 2007

jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010