Bof handed

When you do things with both your hands.(also known to sane people as ambidextrous)

Kayla is bof handed, she caught the balls with bof her hands.

by NobodyMcNobody June 18, 2018

Hand Umbrella

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.

"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."

by Devinsdman September 29, 2009

garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Emperors Hand

When one busts a nut in his hand and slaps him/her across the face with it.

I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.

by Erica V November 23, 2016

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.

1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."

by RUMadbro August 4, 2011