alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

your dog a frog

a worse insult then your mum gay and your dad lesbian you will be dead if some one says this to u

"ur mum gey " "well your dog a frog" dead kiddo
made by big nude gey

by ZanMax May 13, 2018

frog cunty bitch

A Frog Cunty Bitch is particularly an 8th grade teach who is constantly in a bad mood and gets pissed at you for apparent reason and looks like a humanoid frog and smells like total bottom, and looks like she weighs 400 pounds

She is such a fucking Frog Cunty Bitch

by truthfully m@n February 23, 2020

wide mouth frog

Pseudonym of Karl Longden

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by keefdave June 9, 2003

if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.

Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...

by SKTom March 19, 2009

squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!

by thecunteater June 28, 2010

English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.

Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.

by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017