Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.

I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.

by Rudemark March 14, 2020

dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.

Ed H just opened his dutch thermos

by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010

dutch clubbing

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.

Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.

Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?

Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.

Guy 2: ...Why?

Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.

-Silence-

by Boob-Jooba-Lube September 30, 2013

Dutch Nationalist

A person who has too much weed

Person A: did you here what Karel did?
Person B: A Dutch Nationalist Thing

by Sussy Journalist April 25, 2022

Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.

When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".

by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013

Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm

Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea

by Blind Indie April 1, 2017