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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
mugGet the Albanian Water Bottlemug.

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
mugGet the carrot and a bottlemug.

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
mugGet the Bottled twatermug.

bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner
Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip
by KingZulu December 20, 2017
mugGet the bottle lipmug.

Water bottle senpai

Makoto tachibanas nickname from the first trailer of the anime Free! this was used since people didn't know Makotos name at the time the first trailer was released .
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen of the new episode from Free!It is about water bottle senpai.
Guy 2: Yes I have it is so exiting !
by Kouji itsuki April 20, 2019
mugGet the Water bottle senpaimug.

Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way
Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
by kennie1 August 26, 2009
mugGet the Greatness in a bottlemug.

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.
Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckinBottle Bandit.
by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025
mugGet the Bottle Banditmug.

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