Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Time CDQ

The greatest song of all time. Juice WRLD was COOKING when he made that shit bruh no fucking kizzy. Shit better be coming soon word to googly.

"Yo bro, just listened to time cdq and i think i believe in god now."

by dpsoxi May 7, 2023

persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.

Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu

by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022

Gentleman's Time

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.

My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!

by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

the memeyork times

The memeyork times is a popular YouTube channel of memes

"Hey have you watched the memeyork times?"

by OATMEAL 55 June 30, 2018

Nigerian Time

People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late

The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time

by troublemakerofafrica September 24, 2018

Gremlin Time

Similar to “demon time”, this phrase is inspired by Kodak Black’s song “Super Gremlin”. This is a period of time when an individual is especially nefarious and sheisty.

“I fucked wockesha and didn’t call her.”
“I’m jus on gremlin time bro”
“I c u”

by Andrew4rob December 31, 2021