hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Kyledile tears

When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law

Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears

by GIJOSE November 15, 2021

Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020

tear

Having succeeded in doing something

I was on a tear.

by papybob May 14, 2018

Tear

To cut. Rip. To open food. To break apart.

To open food, tear here.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018