Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

by Pose April 6, 2009

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

by Evan Piper September 18, 2007

gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.

Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?

by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010

/b/tard

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.

that stupid /b/tard doesn't know about the rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

tard

someone who is not neccesarily mentally challenged, they just deserve to be.

OMG! Brendan, get your hand out of the paper shredder! You're such a tard!

by gracerrx3 December 9, 2008

Wii-tarded

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.

I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.

by Voyager July 16, 2006

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005