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A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on
Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk
by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018
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TableFlipper

Unstable person that gets triggered by people who don’t take their advice. Known to push shit off trucks yet calls people abusive. Pawn of AITF who will be their downfall. Has zero chill and cannot control her trigger happy lock finger. Cannot offer a simple apology.
There goes TableFlipper again, locking threads because she can’t deal

Wonder if AITF regret putting her as a GO now that many people have seen AITF bully others?

TableFlipper, fix yourself and your marriage before trying to give advice.
by Your First Choice September 18, 2018
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tabla

Word: Tabla
Part of Speech: Noun
Pronunciation: /ˈtɑ blə/

Definition:

(Informal, Slang) A term used to express gratitude or thanks, especially among friends or close acquaintances, derived from the combination of two words:
"Ta" (noun, colloquial): A shortened form of "thanks," indicating appreciation or acknowledgment.
"Bla" (noun, slang): A colloquial term meaning "brother lad," used to address a close male friend or acquaintance.

Note: "Tabla" is an invented word and not widely recognized in standard English. Its usage is limited to informal and colloquial contexts, primarily among specific groups or individuals who are familiar with the slang terms "ta" and "bla."
"Hey, tabla for helping me out with that project!"
"Tabla, mate! You really came through for me."
by iccthedral July 1, 2023
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cash table

Playing poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).

Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.

At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Roy took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
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internet tabloids

LMAO she has her own internet tabloids and she didn't do anything with her life. She's famous for nothing.
by thefamousLOSER April 3, 2010
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ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 13, 2011
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Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.
(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.
by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014
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