turtle undercover 

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

turtle undercover by شمسية January 2, 2015

Turtle House 

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

Turtle House by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020

Turtle Neck 

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

Turtle Neck by 1802 December 8, 2009

turtle haed 

when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in

AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"

turtle haed by ao 3 turner April 20, 2005

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

turtle head by samwise May 28, 2003

Turtle Soup 

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana

ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple

Turtle Soup by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Turtle Nation 

A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.

I want to do Turtle Nation now.


So this is how turtle do it?

Ah yeah!

Turtle Nation by Stan Walker October 19, 2008