ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.

Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.

by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019

Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)

John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.

by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010

station

To "station" someone is to extend a their buttcrack with a sharpie while they are bending over, Usually at a party. The name is derived from Station; a character in "Bill and Teds bogus journey" who had a "most triumphant ass."

Cindy totally got stationed while she was bending over to pick up her phone.

by Jeremy Hadley December 20, 2008

Situationship

Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.

There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019

Domination Station

n. a figurative place used to emphasize massive amounts of humiliation

When Caleb face-planted Andy's head with that plunger, Andy knew that he had arrived at domination station.

by Caleb J. May 4, 2006

Station Wagon

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.

The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.

by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008

potato station

a highly refined state of sleep which is experienced suddenly without warning usually while laying in a comfortable position, but can also come on in any situation.
one cannot will oneself to be in 'potato station', it comes to you without much warning. many 'terrible' things can happen to one on coming out of potato station, but the exhilaration and openness of the state itself is worth the trouble.

Usually you speak of 'potato station' just after returning from this wonderful/terrible place:
"I am so sorry that I didn't call, I was in Potato Station!"
You can also lure someone in with you, "meet me in Potato Station"---this gets good results.

by jo jo bee May 10, 2008