Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

strokie

When you take a selfie picture or video of yourself having a stroke.

Recently a woman posted a selfie video clip of herself having a stroke because the emergency room doctor said there were no detected symptoms. To prove him wrong she took a strokie to show to doctor and the world when she posted it on the internet.

Did you see that clip of that woman taking a strokie?

youtube com watch ? v=D7YYWVNG4jA

by fingermaster June 20, 2014

strokerdose

A stroke caused by an overdose, whether accidental or intentional.

Strokerdose

The lady had a strokerdose, when she accidentally overdosed on narcotics.

by Aphina November 27, 2015

strowzy

Adjective: Being unkempt, disorderly or strewn. Also describes a rotten snatch.

The girl up the road is a strowzy bitch. Ever since that scandalous tricks old man went in the slammer she is a hot mess .

by Lester Banana January 29, 2016

Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short

Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast

by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016