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yellow springs

No, this is not a group of gay men peeing in a river together. Not quite. It is the sanctuary for the cross-dressing, pot-smoking faggots of Ohio. One will find the next day that people are either dead from overdoses, tripping balls, or transformed into a completely different gender (not always apparent since everyone dresses in the same plaid, punk, unisex clothing).

Though the city has been devoid of legal means of income since 1965, yellow springs' economy is sustained purely by the weed, mushroom, and gay prostitution industries. Former location of the headquarters of the Asshole Enthusiast Club until the club's leadership decided the town was "too gay for them".

Drum circles and groups of people who just want to "jam" are frequent in its poppy-laced fields. Considered as a possible location for the concert that took place in Woodstock before hippie bands arrived and saw that not only was the town dead, but that the place made them seem like radical Republicans.

Avoid at all costs, as there is enough of all illegal substances in the air to intoxicate a person with one breath.

Caution: 97% of substances within city limits are laced with PCP
Joe: Is that a man or a woman?
Walter: How the hell should I know? They're from Yellow Springs.
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string table

table suspended by strings and fatchoke
who got the fat choke at the string table
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string tie

Where you tie a goof looking pair of shoelaces around your neck to look like a tie, and deny it was a shoelaces at all whatsoever.
tim:Hey bob whats with the shoelaces?
tim shut the fuck up! this is a string tie.
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String Cheese Incident

weak cover band. Folk/jam genre loved by junior-high stoner wannabes.
emo girl: wahh my family sux
emo boy: wahh i dont luv the world
emo girl: lets steal my deadbeat mom's ciggs, pretend to smoke them and listen to String Cheese Incident!
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Tampon String

the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.

the funny one: when your messing with someone
Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.
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4 string

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super springsteen

see also springsteen, like a springsteen but much more super, a joint in other words.
"dude, it's your turn to make a super springsteen"
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