stain-pain

The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.

NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

dyke stain

A stain produced by two Dykes when scissoring on top of a babies corps.

Jenny and Mary left a huge dyke stain on my bed last night.

by chodedoctor January 20, 2017

g stain

A derogatory term used to describe a black sheep of a group

Why you being such a g stain

by Khaotic sounds February 5, 2017

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 June 2, 2012

Rage Stain

The stains one occurs when at rage and any drink is spilled on your clothing.

"Yo you got mad rage stains in this picture"

by BP\_0_/ August 10, 2012