squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."

by the.sqvid April 21, 2018

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 May 3, 2018

squid

A term used in the Navy to identify a sailor

Teller of tall tales,them be squids!

by Fat Freddie Freak May 19, 2018

Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash June 4, 2018

Squiddy

A very weak and feeble person who joins his schools sports team

Cole actually joined the football team, lmfao, that kid is the biggest squiddy i have ever laid eyes on

by Hanrypoo2 May 8, 2018

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga June 11, 2018