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squarejohn

prison slang. A "square". A working stiff. A law abiding citizen. Female: square john broad.
"He's a squarejohn. Works 9 to 5 at the factory."

Also see sucker. "A squarejohn is always an easy mark."
by Dtat January 9, 2009
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square

Someone who is not in the "game" of pimping and hoeing. Drugs usually being apart of that too. Those who are in the "game" consider squares to be uncool/boring. For instance, if you work at a strip club as a dancer and don't have a pimp and don't want one, you are considered a square. Square hoe- someone who prostitutes without a pimp; square- someone who doesn't do any of that. It is a whole sub-culture people don't know about unless they are in it.
You want to be my wifey?
"No girl I'm not interested in that."
What, you aren't a square are you?

"Yeah girl, I have a boyfriend.... I'm not about that life. Just stripping to put my way through school."
by Leah555 October 13, 2013
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Town square

To publicly announce someone's personal business to a large forum.
Jane: "Did you see what my mom posted about me on my Facebook wall? How embarrassing! That was supposed to be kept on the down low!"

John: "Sure did! She really went town square on you!"
by Sunology April 9, 2010
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Rounded-Square

A back on a male that is sexy becase it is the opposite of nerdy-square. An example of a peson with a sexy rounded-square back is Mike Shinoda.
"Hey I don't like that kid over there watching the bball players. His back isn't rounded-square.
by xtina yea i kick ass September 10, 2006
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square

A person who has spent most of his/her life dedicating their life to schoolwork and achieving grades of A and above. Tends not to have many friends but there are rare occurences where a square has actually had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ah look at that square over there! Bet hes off to the library.
by Sammi April 6, 2005
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square butt

An abnormally shaped rear, somewhat ressembling a square
"Damn Pat... look at the girl with the square butt!"
by James Huge January 15, 2004
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Tiananmen Square

When I guy and girl are having sexual intercourse and the girl stands in front of the guys erectile penis as he fights the urge to blow his load.
Dude I did the Tiananmen Square with my sister last night!
by Big J the Philosopher January 2, 2021
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